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How Many Times?

How Many Times?

Regular price $29.99 USD
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Soft 4.3oz ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton-poly blend), smooth and lightweight for everyday wear.

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  • 30-Day Returns
Color: Charcoal
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Fade-Resistant Print – Vibrant artwork that stays bold after every wash.

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If you've ever started filling a tank, wandered off to grab a snack, and come back to a puddle on the floor; this shirt is calling you out. Gently.

The "How Many Times?" tee is for the fishkeeper who knows exactly how this happens, because it's happened before. And before that. The illustration says everything: a planted tank filled right to the meniscus, a refill hose hooked over the rim, three rivulets working their way down the front glass, and a small but unmistakably growing puddle on the floor below. No flood, just the moment you'd notice if you weren't, you know, distracted.

A muttered confession in shirt form. Wear it to your local fish store, your next aquarium club meeting, or just around the house as a quiet reminder to set a timer this time.

Frequently Asked Questions

What size should I order?

This is a Semi-fitted unisex, runs slightly fitted, size up for a relaxed fit cut that runs true to size. Sizes run S to 3XL; size up one for a looser fit.

What are the shirts made of?

Printed DTG on 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors); cotton-poly blend (heather colors). Built for detail that holds up on species-specific artwork, not a heavyweight streetwear cut.

How long until my order ships?

Every shirt is made to order in Texas after you buy. Production plus shipping runs 3-5 days. Nothing sits pre-printed in a warehouse, which is how we can carry this many species-specific designs without guessing on inventory.

What if the print or fit isn't right?

30-day returns, no argument. If the print quality is off or the size doesn't work, contact us and we'll sort it.

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