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Powered By Spite and Caffeine Fishkeeper Tee

Powered By Spite and Caffeine Fishkeeper Tee

$29.99 USD
$29.99 USD
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Soft 4.3oz ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton-poly blend), smooth and lightweight for everyday wear.

  • Print Quality Guaranteed
  • Ships 3-5 Days from Texas
  • 30-Day Returns
Color: Heather Navy
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Fade-Resistant Print – Vibrant artwork that stays bold after every wash.

Printed in the USA - Ships quickly from Texas

Fast U.S. Shipping + Free Returns – 100% satisfaction backed by hassle-free service.

This one isn't for the aquarist whose parameters are always dialed in. It's for the keeper three days past a water change who shows up anyway.

It runs on the same fuel the tanks do: stubbornness, caffeine, and a maintenance schedule that turned into a suggestion somewhere around the third tank.

Made for water change day, the fish room, and the club meeting where everyone quietly knows their nitrates are creeping.

Not mass-market aquarium merch.

Frequently Asked Questions

What size should I order?

These run semi-fitted, a bit closer through the body than a boxy tee. Most keepers size up one from what they'd normally wear. Check the size chart on the product page, since fit varies slightly by color and print run.

Are the fish drawn accurately?

Yes. Every design goes through a species-accuracy check before it goes to print, covering fin shape, body proportions, and color pattern against the real fish. If the listing says Rosetail Halfmoon or Corydoras pygmaeus, that's the species on the shirt.

What are the shirts made of?

Gildan 64000 Softstyle, 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton on solid colors, cotton-poly blend on heathers. Printed direct-to-garment for detail that holds up on species-specific artwork, not a heavyweight streetwear cut.

How long until my order ships?

Every shirt is made to order in Texas after you buy. Production plus shipping runs 3-5 days. Nothing sits pre-printed in a warehouse, which is how we can carry this many species-specific designs without guessing on inventory.

What if the print or fit isn't right?

30-day returns, no argument. If the print quality is off or the size doesn't work, contact us and we'll sort it.

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