• Illustrated wide-eyed goldfish with Gold Damn typography on a military green unisex t-shirt
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Gold Damn

Gold Damn

$29.99 USD
$29.99 USD
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Soft 4.3oz ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton-poly blend), smooth and lightweight for everyday wear.

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  • Ships 3-5 Days from Texas
  • 30-Day Returns
Color: Military Green
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Fade-Resistant Print – Vibrant artwork that stays bold after every wash.

Printed in the USA - Ships quickly from Texas

Fast U.S. Shipping + Free Returns – 100% satisfaction backed by hassle-free service.

This shirt isn’t for people who think goldfish are beginner pets. It’s for keepers who’ve said it out loud at least once.

The wide-eyed goldfish and blunt phrasing land as a shared moment, not a punchline that needs help.

Worn on maintenance days, at the fish store, or when other keepers read it and move on.

Not made for novelty aquarium humor.

Frequently Asked Questions

What size should I order?

This is a Semi-fitted, runs slightly fitted (size up recommended) cut that runs true to size. Sizes run S-3XL; size up one for a looser fit.

Is the Goldfish artwork accurate?

Yes. The Goldfish (Carassius auratus) is drawn to species-accurate proportions and markings, checked before it goes to print.

What are the shirts made of?

Printed DTG on 100% ring-spun cotton (solids); cotton-poly blend (heathers). Built for detail that holds up on species-specific artwork, not a heavyweight streetwear cut.

How long until my order ships?

Every shirt is made to order in Texas after you buy. Production plus shipping runs 3-5 days. Nothing sits pre-printed in a warehouse, which is how we can carry this many species-specific designs without guessing on inventory.

What if the print or fit isn't right?

30-day returns, no argument. If the print quality is off or the size doesn't work, contact us and we'll sort it.

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